At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!.We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.A magician was walking down the street - then he turned into a store.I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me. Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.If it were served warm, it would be justwater. Mom texted me to say our Italian restaurant is out of pasta, and now we’re penneless.I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing. Whenever you get a bad sausage, it's just the wurst.6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. ![]() Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him.Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape.I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!.Two peanuts went walking down the street.My dream job is to clean mirrors, because I can really see myself doing that.I only know 25 letters of the alphabet - I just don't know y.I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?.I found a wooden shoe in my toilet - it was clogged.She doesn't know I always keep a few Twix up my sleeve. Mom keeps asking why I have so much candy. ![]()
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